Category: Sir Hugo

  • 🚨 STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! 🚨

    OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SIR HUGO It has come to my attention that a rather extraordinary herd of creatures has appeared at High Dene. They are called WOOLWHINNIES! They are knitted, they are born that way, and apparently nobody finds this remotely unusual. Some are magnificent, some are mischievous, and the youngsters are already causing considerable…

  • Splinters Biography edited by Sir Hugo

    THIS IS MY OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY.WRITTEN BY ME. ABOUT ME.FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS TO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT I AM.Splinter’s Self-Written Bio — Edited by Sir HugoAuthored by Splinter. Approved by absolutely no one.Hello! It is I, Splinter, the greatest tiny creature in the entire forest.This is a fact. I measured it.Editor’s note: He measured nothing. He…

  • New character – post by the editor in chief

    Today I am pleased to announce after much auditioning we have found one of the stars of our latest story book. Who is Snuzzle? Snuzzle is a small, gentle bedtime dragon who shares a cosy bedroom with his best friend, Pillowby Bear.He is the sort of dragon who curls rather than roars, prefers biscuits to…

  • Editorial meeting Minutes

    “Minutes of the Little Compton Casting Call” Date:15.08.2026 ​Location: High Dene HQ (Under the kitchen table) Chair: Sir Hugo (Editor-in-Chief) Chief Agitator: Splinter Junior (Mischief Editor) ​1. Review of Human Inhabitants The Chair presented the official village register for All Quiet in Little Compton: • ​Farmer Jack: Hardworking, patient, currently missing three wooden crates (suspected…