High Dene Publishing

Tag: Sir Hugo

  • 🚨 STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! 🚨

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    OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SIR HUGO It has come to my attention that a rather extraordinary herd of creatures has appeared at High Dene. They are called WOOLWHINNIES! They are knitted, they are born that way, and apparently nobody finds this remotely unusual. Some are magnificent, some are mischievous, and the youngsters are already causing considerable…

  • Splinters Biography edited by Sir Hugo

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    THIS IS MY OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY.WRITTEN BY ME. ABOUT ME.FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS TO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT I AM.Splinter’s Self-Written Bio — Edited by Sir HugoAuthored by Splinter. Approved by absolutely no one.Hello! It is I, Splinter, the greatest tiny creature in the entire forest.This is a fact. I measured it.Editor’s note: He measured nothing. He…